The 2011 winners of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Bad writers welcome!

Guilty admission:  I thought some of these weren’t bad at all, if you were writing for comic effect a la Terry Pratchett.  “They called her the Cat” falls into that category for me, as well as “Deep into that particular wet Saturday night” and a couple of others.

As for the puns, Feghoot would be proud.

(Hat tip to Aaron Williams again!)